Zwei Steine T-Shirt | Because One Einstein Wasn't Enough

Oh, the clever bilingual pun that makes German grammar teachers and physics professors equally proud! This shirt features not one, but TWO Einsteins (or should we say, "zwei Steine"), because sometimes you need double the genius to get the wordplay. It's a brilliant play on Einstein's name, which translates to "one stone" in German - so naturally, two of him would be "zwei Steine." This is what happens when dad jokes achieve relativistic speeds!

Technical Details:

-Pop art dual portraits (twice the Einstein, twice the relativity)
-German linguistics meets physics humor
-Pre-shrunk (unlike the time dilation when these two race each other)
-Quality that's relatively perfect in all reference frames

Perfect For:

-German speakers who love physics puns
-Physics enthusiasts who appreciate linguistic relativity
-People who can explain the joke in two languages
-Those who think one Einstein just isn't punny enough
-Anyone who's ever wanted to see Einstein multiply (but not divide)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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