Ah, the perfect shirt for those moments when casual conversation just isn't complex enough! Like walking into a coffee shop and casually dropping "But what are your thoughts on integer factorization?" between ordering your latte and finding a seat.
Our design lists more quantum computing concepts than you can shake a Schrödinger's cat at, arranged in a way that makes quantum decoherence look like light weekend reading. It's basically what happens when your small talk achieves quantum supremacy over normal human interaction.

Features:
Cotton existing in a superposition of soft and softer
Design that's more dense than a quantum information textbook
Durability tested across multiple parallel universes
Comfort that doesn't require solving Grover's algorithm

Perfect for:
People who explain quantum annealing at dinner parties
Scientists who've never met a conversation they couldn't complexify
Anyone who thinks "small talk" means discussing microscopic particles
Those who understand everything on the shirt (all three of you)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to measure spin cycle and temperature simultaneously.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous lectures on quantum computing at inappropriate social gatherings. If someone asks "What's new?" be prepared for a 45-minute presentation on quantum supremacy.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (measured with quantum precision)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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