Warning: Waves Get Stronger T-Shirt By Technium Foundry

Finally, a shirt that makes inverse square laws look cooler than a surfer riding quantum waves! This design takes the fundamental principle of wave propagation and turns it into a warning sign that's more attention-grabbing than Schrödinger's cat trying to get breakfast. Because sometimes, the best way to understand physics is to wear it with a side of sass.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (as reliable as gravity, but softer)
Durable print (tested at various distances, still visible)
Machine washable (no amplitude diminishment)
Available in sizes S-3XL (mass doesn't affect wave function)

Perfect For:
Physics professors who explain with jazz hands
Sound engineers who're tired of saying "please back up"
Radio astronomers with a sense of humor
Anyone who's ever tried to explain wave mechanics at a party
That friend who always stands too close to the speakers
Scientists who like their warnings to come with wavelengths

Features:
Digitally printed (no actual sound waves were harmed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (quantum comfort guaranteed)
Reinforced seams (stronger than weak nuclear force)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the universe)

Note: While these waves do get stronger with distance, our warranty doesn't cover any paradoxes created by wearing this shirt in an anechoic chamber.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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