The CTRL Relationship T-Shirt - For Those Who Code More Than They Date

Express your deep commitment to your most reliable partner - your keyboard - with this witty programmer humor t-shirt. Featuring the cleverly designed message "The Only Relationship I Have CTRL Of Is With My Keyboard," this shirt perfectly captures the essence of developer life.

Design Elements
Modern keyboard illustration
Clean typography layout
CTRL key highlighted in tech blue
Multi-level text design for visual impact

Product Features
Premium cotton blend for comfortable coding sessions
Unisex fit perfect for all body types
Ribbed crew neck that stays in shape
Double-stitched for marathon programming durability
Machine washable (coffee stains come right out)
High-quality print that survives endless git commits

Perfect For
Software developers
Web programmers
IT professionals
Computer science students
System administrators
Tech startups employees
Anyone who speaks fluent keyboard

Make a CTRL + statement with this conversation-starting design. Free shipping included because we've automated that process just like everything else.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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