"Two Ways to Handle" Classic Car Long Sleeve Tee - Where Muscle Meets Metaphor

Ah, the eternal question: how does one handle life's curves? This shirt answers with a resounding "muscle car and power lines" (which, admittedly, wasn't one of the multiple-choice options we were expecting). Featuring a retro-styled muscle car design that's more dramatic than your uncle's "I could've bought one of those for $500 back in '73" stories, this long sleeve tee captures that perfect moment when Detroit iron meets sunset aesthetics.

The design showcases a classic challenger of physics (and probably a few speed limits) set against a backdrop that would make your local power company's safety manager need a quiet lie-down. Because nothing says "handle with care" quite like 400 horsepower meeting high voltage infrastructure, right?

Features:
Fabric softer than your car's leather seats after decades of conditioning
Durability that would make a Detroit assembly line proud
Print quality clearer than your excuses to the insurance company
Comfort that lasts longer than your project car's "two weeks till it's ready" timeline

Perfect for:
Classic car enthusiasts who understand that "minor rust" is never minor
People who know the difference between torque and talking about torque
Anyone who's ever called their car "baby" unironically
Mechanics who charge extra for removing stripped bolts and attitude

Available in sizes XS-3XL (because car enthusiasm comes in all chassis sizes)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to drag race the washing machine. No matter how much it revs at you.

(Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous discussions about compression ratios and the good old days when cars were cars and tetanus was just part of the restoration process)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

• Traceability:
- Knitting or weaving—Honduras
- Dyeing—Honduras
- Manufacturing—Honduras or Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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