Tree(3) Math Humor T-Shirt | Infinity-Breaking Number Graphic Tee





















Tree(3) Math Humor T-Shirt | Infinity-Breaking Number Graphic Tee

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Unleash your inner math rebel with our "Tree(3): The Number That Broke Math" t-shirt. This isn't just a garment—it's a conversation starter that separates the mathematically curious from the numerically terrified.
Featuring a bold graphic design that pays homage to the incomprehensibly large number that made infinity feel inadequate, this shirt showcases molecular-style node illustrations representing the tree structures that form the backbone of this mathematical monster.
Why settle for wearing your heart on your sleeve when you can wear the mathematical equivalent of an existential crisis on your chest?
The Backstory
Tree(3) comes from Kruskal's tree theorem in graph theory and is so astronomically large that attempting to write it out would require more atoms than exist in the known universe—and that's just for the ink. The number is so massive that most mathematicians just wave their hands nervously when asked to explain it, then change the subject to something more comprehensible, like quantum physics or why socks disappear in the dryer.
The molecular-style nodes on our design represent the tree structures used to define this number, which grows faster than any function you learned in calculus—so fast that it makes exponential growth look like it's moving backward.
Perfect For:
-Math professors who enjoy watching students' minds explode
-Computer scientists who need a conversation-stopping party trick
-Anyone who wants to wear a number so large it technically makes them the heaviest person in any room
Product Details:
-Premium cotton blend for comfort during extended math debates
-Machine washable (though Tree(3) would require more water than in all Earth's oceans)
-Available in sizes S-XXL (though Tree(3) would require more fabric than exists on Earth)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |