Tired Light T-Shirt | When Photons Need a Coffee Break

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Tired Light T-Shirt | When Photons Need a Coffee Break

Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design in red and gray, featuring planets, celebrating Fritz Zwicky's cosmic hypothesis.
Retro sci-fi T-shirt with 'Tired Light' design, featuring planets in red and gray, celebrating Fritz Zwicky's cosmic hypothesis.
Back view of black Tired Light T-Shirt featuring retro sci-fi design, celebrating the cosmic hypothesis with dramatic reds and grays.
Red Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design, featuring planets and cosmic elements in grays and reds, inspired by Fritz Zwicky's theory.
Back view of red Tired Light T-Shirt featuring retro sci-fi design in dramatic reds, inspired by Fritz Zwicky's cosmic hypothesis.
Back view of olive green T-shirt featuring futuristic design, celebrating cosmic theories with a playful twist on photon fatigue.
Blue T-shirt featuring sci-fi 'Tired Light' design, planets, and red-gray cosmic elements, inspired by Zwicky's photon hypothesis.
Back view of a turquoise T-shirt featuring the Teknikus Foundry logo on the upper center, perfect for casual wear or branding.
Tired Light T-Shirt featuring retro sci-fi design with planets in red and gray, celebrating Fritz Zwicky's cosmic hypothesis.
Back view of light gray T-shirt with a retro sci-fi design logo in blue, Tired Light theme, referencing cosmic photons taking a break.
White T-shirt with a retro sci-fi design in red and gray featuring planets and the text 'Tired Light - When Photons Need a Coffee Break'.
Back view of a white T-shirt featuring a blue logo on the upper back, emphasizing a clean and minimalist design.
Man wearing a Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design in red and gray featuring planets, inspired by Fritz Zwicky's 1929 hypothesis.
Man wearing a red Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design featuring planets and cosmic themes.
Woman wearing Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design in reds and grays, inspired by cosmic photon fatigue theory.
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Woman wearing Tired Light T-Shirt featuring retro sci-fi design in reds and grays with planets, inspired by Fritz Zwicky's theory.
Man wearing Tired Light T-Shirt with retro sci-fi design in reds and grays, celebrating photon hypothesis by Fritz Zwicky.

Tired Light T-Shirt | When Photons Need a Coffee Break

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Color:Black Heather
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Fritz Zwicky's 1929 alternative to the expanding universe theory - because sometimes even light gets exhausted trying to explain where it's been! This design celebrates the cosmic hypothesis that suggested photons don't expand space, they just need a nap after traveling for billions of years.


Technical Details:

-Retro sci-fi design in dramatic reds and grays
-Features planets looking suspiciously fatigued
-Quality that won't redshift no matter how far it travels
-Pre-shrunk (unlike Zwicky's theory under peer review)


Perfect For:

-Cosmologists with a sense of humor
-People who think light speed needs a speed limit
-Anyone who's ever felt as tired as a billion-year-old photon
-Astronomers who appreciate alternative theories (and alternative facts)
-Those who understand that sometimes even electromagnetic radiation needs a break

Note: No photons were harmed in the making of this shirt, though several complained about their morning commute through the cosmos.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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