The Noble Gases Hoodie | Periodic Table Elements Shield Design

For when you need to stay inert but look reactive! This hoodie features the aristocracy of the periodic table - the noble gases - arranged in a heraldic shield that screams "I don't bond with just anyone." It's the perfect way to show that while you may be as unreactive as helium at a chemistry mixer, you've still got style.

Technical Details:

-Black hoodie (as dark as neon's nightlife)
-Premium cotton blend (more stable than xenon's electron configuration)
-Kangaroo pocket (perfect for storing your spare electrons)
-Drawstring hood (adjustable like argon's boiling point)
-Shield design in regal golds and bronzes

Perfect For:

-Chemistry nobles who refuse to share electrons
-Elements who've earned their full outer shell
-People with a noble approach to staying warm
-Anyone who's ever felt too stable for their own good
-Periodic table aristocrats

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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