The Isotropic Universe T-Shirt | Where Physics Takes a Beach Day

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The Isotropic Universe T-Shirt | Where Physics Takes a Beach Day

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The Isotropic Universe T-Shirt | Where Physics Takes a Beach Day

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Color:Black Heather
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The ultimate crossover episode between cosmology and vacation vibes! This shirt celebrates the universe's commitment to consistency by showing that even alien abductions are the same no matter which way you look at them. Featuring our intrepid extraterrestrial friends who clearly understand that the laws of physics apply equally well to both quantum mechanics and perfect beach weather.


Technical Details:


-Retro-style UFO beach scene (because aliens need vitamin D too)
-Brown splatter frame (proving chaos looks the same in every direction)
-Pre-shrunk (maintaining constant density, just like our universe)
-Quality that remains uniform across all spatial dimensions


Perfect For:


-Cosmologists who need more tropical citations in their papers
-Physicists who understand that "beach body" means "has mass"
-Anyone who's ever explained isotropy using a coconut drink
-Those who believe alien research requires proper SPF
-People who know the universe is basically one big beach party

Note: Our aliens maintain a strict "same physics everywhere" policy, even during happy hour at the cosmic cabana.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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