Technium Foundry Cosmonaut T-Shirt Because "Person Who Makes Space Walks Look Like Casual Strolls" Wouldn't Fit

Meet our retro-fabulous tribute to the original masters of the cosmic catwalk. This design features a cosmonaut helmet that's seen more stars than a Hollywood sidewalk, wrapped in a color palette that makes the Aurora Borealis look like it needs to step up its game. It's got the kind of vintage space-race swagger that makes you wonder if style was actually the first thing to achieve escape velocity.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (gravity-tested, cosmonaut-approved)
Print durability that outlasts a Soyuz mission timeline
Machine washable (Earth's gravity required)
Available in sizes S-3XL (space suit sizing varies)

Perfect For:
People who think "space race" refers to running in zero gravity
Soviet chic enthusiasts with a PhD in looking cool
Anyone who knows that "roscosmos" isn't a type of Russian salad
Your next spacewalk (or just walking to the coffee shop)
That friend who can pronounce "Yuri Gagarin" without googling
Folks who think the ISS is the ultimate penthouse apartment

Features:
Digitally printed with more precision than a Soyuz docking
Premium ring-spun cotton (no space suit chafing)
Reinforced seams (tested against cosmic radiation*)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the space program budgets)

*Note: Not actually tested against cosmic radiation. Please wear proper protection in space.

Note: While this shirt won't actually help you survive in the vacuum of space, it will make you look cool enough that gravity might just give you a break anyway. 🚀

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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