"Talking to Yourself: Now Wilderness-Approved" Tee - Because Sometimes Bears Make Better Rubber Ducks

Finally, a shirt that validates your habit of debugging code out loud in the middle of nowhere! Featuring a cozy camping scene that proves talking to yourself isn't weird - it's just outdoor-oriented collaborative problem-solving (team size: 1).

Our design captures that perfect moment when you realize that explaining your thoughts to a particularly attentive pine cone is actually more productive than most of your Zoom meetings. Complete with a tent that's heard more internal monologues than a therapist's couch and a campfire that never interrupts your train of thought with "well, actually..."

Features:
Cotton softer than your inner voice's whisper
Design that makes solo conversations look intentionally outdoorsy
Durability tested by both wilderness and self-debate
Comfort rated for extended sessions of tree-approved TED talks

Perfect for:
Hikers who've given naming conventions to local squirrels
Campers who hold forest-wide consultations with themselves
Anyone who's ever won an argument with a particularly judgmental rock
People who consider "away from civilization" as "optimal meeting conditions"

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If your shirt starts talking back, you've either been in the woods too long or not long enough.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous soliloquies in natural settings and an inexplicable urge to ask trees for their opinion on your life choices.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (multiple personalities accommodated)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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