Space Walks Gone Wrong Long Sleeve Tee | A Step-by-Step Guide to Panicking Gracefully

Behold, the perfect shirt for those moments when your casual EVA (Extra Vehicular Activity) turns into an EEK (Emergency Exit Kinetics)! This retro-styled masterpiece features our hero astronaut demonstrating the fine art of maintaining professional composure while testing Newton's laws a bit more personally than intended.

Technical Details:

-Vintage-style illustration in cosmic golds and browns
-Features an astronaut who's clearly taking "freestyle space walking" to new heights
-Quality that'll last longer than your emergency oxygen supply
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your chances of a graceful recovery)

Perfect For:

-Astronauts who treat orbital mechanics as suggestions
-Space walkers with an interpretive dance background
-Anyone who's ever tried to parallel park in zero gravity
-People whose exit strategy is "with flair"
-Those who believe every catastrophe deserves its own choreography

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

• Traceability:
- Knitting or weaving—Honduras
- Dyeing—Honduras
- Manufacturing—Honduras or Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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