Behold, the ultimate quantum feeding paradox! Featuring a dapper feline philosopher who understands that every food bowl exists in a superposition of states until observed by a hungry cat. Our distinguished whisker-wielding gentleman knows that the true quantum uncertainty isn't whether the cat is alive or dead - it's whether their food bowl needs refilling for the fifth time today despite being filled ten minutes ago.

Think of it as Schrödinger's original thought experiment, but with more attitude and fewer questionable boxes. This well-dressed cat proves that quantum mechanics isn't just about physics - it's about the mysterious phenomenon of food that somehow vanishes the moment you turn your back on the bowl.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Bowl-checking frequency remains constant regardless of cleaning status.

(Warning: May cause your cat to expect food every time you look at the shirt. Quantum causality not included.)

Features:
Cotton softer than your cat's manipulation tactics
Design that exists in all states of sass simultaneously
Durability that outlasts your cat's patience with an empty bowl
Comfort quantum-entangled with your cat's approval rating

Perfect for:
Cat servants who understand the physics of disappearing kibble
People who've questioned the conservation of mass in pet food bowls
Anyone who's ever been convinced their cat bent spacetime to empty a bowl
Physics enthusiasts who measure time in cat feeding intervals

Available in sizes XS-3XL (cat judgement included free of charge)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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