Riding Wave Function Collapses T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Where Schrödinger's Cat Hangs Ten)

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "What if quantum mechanics took up surfing?" Our design shows what happens when you cross Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle with a gnarly beach day - turns out you can know either how rad your wave is OR where it's going, but not both.

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton (probability of comfort = 1)
Durable print (superposition of style and substance)
Machine washable (no quantum entanglement with socks)
Available in sizes S-3XL (mass affects wavelength)

Perfect For:
Physicists who can't decide between lab coat or wetsuit
Surfers explaining why they missed that wave (quantum tunneling, obviously)
Anyone who thinks "radical" applies to both math AND waves
Your next physics conference in Hawaii
Wave-particle duality enthusiasts who also enjoy actual waves
People who collapse wave functions and catch waves

Features:
Digitally printed (no quantum states were harmed)
Premium ring-spun cotton (spun at exactly ħ RPM)
Reinforced seams (unlike quantum coherence)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike the observable universe)

Note: No wave functions were collapsed during the making of this shirt. Though several physicists did get really confused about where their surfboards were.

Want to observe more quantum quips or should I collapse this wave of puns? 🌊🔬

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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