REGRET NOTHING HOT ROD PHILOSOPHY T-SHIRT

MEDIEVAL MANUSCRIPTS MEET MUSCLE CARS

From the Canterbury Tales to car tales—this design accelerates medieval philosophy into the modern era with a chrome-plated vengeance. Where illuminated manuscripts meet burning rubber, you'll find our "Regret Nothing" masterpiece idling at the intersection of existential inquiry and quarter-mile performance.

Our baroque hot rod design features blackletter typography that monks would have spent decades perfecting, except we've mounted it on a pristine vintage automobile that would make even the most ascetic philosopher reconsider their vows of poverty. The contrasting white gothic lettering emerges from a swirling vortex of red scrollwork and blue accents, like a philosophical revelation breaking through the noise of everyday regrets.

The tagline—"BUT REMORSE IS DIFFERENT. WORK ON YOUR REMORSE"—isn't just clever wordplay; it's life advice delivered at 120 mph with no seatbelts. This shirt doesn't just elevate your wardrobe; it elevates your entire approach to poor life decisions.

While others wear shirts that merely cover their torsos, you'll be wearing a mobile philosophical framework that challenges conventional emotional categorization while simultaneously looking cool enough to make actual hot rod enthusiasts wonder if you know something about carburetors that they don't.

PERFECT FOR

• Philosophers who secretly read Hot Rod Magazine in the university library
• Mechanics who contemplate Kierkegaard while changing oil
• Anyone who's ever made a terrible decision but prefers to call it "character development"
• Speed enthusiasts who want their clothing to match the profundity of their quarter-mile times
• People attending therapy who need a conversation starter besides their childhood
• Vintage car enthusiasts looking to justify their financially ruinous hobby with philosophical depth

TECHNICAL DETAILS

• Premium ringspun cotton that feels as smooth as a perfectly restored 1932 Ford chassis
• High-detail screen printing capturing both the gleam of vintage chrome and the weight of existential realization
• Pre-shrunk to prevent the regret of an ill-fitting shirt after washing
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems engineered to outlast your philosophical phases
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping that prevents stretching, unlike your relationship with the truth when explaining past mistakes
• Available in sizes S-3XL (because philosophical revelations come in all shapes)

BACKSTORY

This design backfired into existence when our lead designer, after spending a weekend both restoring a vintage automobile and reading Sartre, experienced a revelatory moment while covered in equal parts motor oil and existential dread. The resulting epiphany—that regret is best left in the rearview mirror while remorse requires active maintenance like a temperamental carburetor—was too powerful to keep to himself.

In the company breakroom, he declared, "What if Dante's Inferno, but make it vroomy?" and proceeded to sketch this design on seventeen napkins while making engine noises with his mouth. The rest, as they say, is alternative automotive philosophy history.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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