Quantum Physics T-Shirt | Randomness Calibrated Atom Design

Ah, the perfect shirt for when you want your fashion to be as uncertain as Heisenberg's particles! This striking design features an atomic symbol spiraling into what appears to be either a quantum vortex or what happens when you try to organize your sock drawer using the laws of thermodynamics.

The text "RANDOMNESS CALIBRATED" curves around the atomic symbol with delightful irony - because nothing says "I've got my chaos under control" quite like wearing it on your chest. The design employs a mesmerizing blend of smoky grays and warm oranges, creating a visual effect that's part scientific diagram, part cosmic coffee spill.

Technical Details:

-Black cotton t-shirt (because quantum mechanics is dark matter)
-Precision-printed atomic vortex design
-Smoke-effect border (no actual smoke included)
-Colors that exist in multiple states simultaneously
-Quality that doesn't require observation to maintain

Perfect For:
-Physicists who like their humor quarky
-Scientists who calibrate their randomness religiously
-Anyone who's ever tried to explain entropy at a party
-People who understand Schrödinger's jokes are both funny and not funny until you tell them

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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