Property of University Science Department T-Shirt | Collegiate Science Pride | Academic Team Spirit

Description

Declare your institutional allegiance to the most intellectually competitive department on campus with our "PROPERTY OF UNIVERSITY SCIENCE DEPARTMENT" varsity-style ownership documentation – because apparently someone looked at traditional athletic team merchandise and thought, "You know what's missing from college apparel? Recognition that the chemistry lab produces just as much sweat, tears, and occasional explosive results as the football field, except with significantly better job prospects and considerably less traumatic brain injury."

This magnificently collegiate design transforms academic pursuit into team sport, featuring the classic "Property Of" format typically reserved for athletes who can bench press small vehicles but applying it to humans who can bench press small molecules and occasionally make them do interesting things. Those atomic symbols aren't just decorative science theater – they're your team logo, representing a department where the equipment is more expensive than most luxury cars and the competition involves outsmarting the fundamental forces of nature rather than just the opposing team's defensive line.

The vintage university styling suggests this isn't casual school pride – this is varsity-level academic allegiance to an institution where "making the team" requires surviving organic chemistry rather than just running really fast, and where "game day" involves presentations that could literally advance human knowledge rather than just advance a ball down a field. It's like wearing a jersey, except instead of representing your ability to throw objects accurately, you're representing your ability to think thoughts that occasionally revolutionize entire industries.

The weathered orange lettering carries the authentic collegiate authority of someone whose alma mater trained them in skills that actually matter beyond graduation – like understanding why medications work, how to prevent environmental disasters, and why your smartphone doesn't spontaneously combust despite containing enough technology to power entire civilizations from previous centuries. It's school spirit for people whose education prepared them to solve problems rather than just create entertaining spectacles for alumni donations.

Technical Details

• Premium cotton blend (75% cotton, 25% institutional scientific pride)
• Authentic collegiate department printing using traditional varsity typography standards
• Classic university aesthetic adapted for academic rather than athletic excellence
• Available in Academic Orange (pictured) representing both school colors and laboratory safety equipment visibility requirements
• Pre-shrunk using peer-reviewed institutional protocols (pride levels guaranteed across multiple reunion cycles)

Perfect For

• Science alumni seeking to represent their academic team affiliation with the same enthusiasm typically reserved for people who throw balls professionally
• Current students who want to demonstrate that their department loyalty extends beyond just showing up for required courses and laboratory sessions
• Academic professionals whose university experience included more late nights in research facilities than at fraternity parties, though the social dynamics were surprisingly similar
• Anyone whose school spirit is based on institutional excellence in producing graduates who understand how reality works rather than just how to win games against schools with different colored uniforms

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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