Professional Hypothesis Generator T-Shirt | Scientific Method Humor Shield

Declare your expertise in scientific speculation with our "Professional Hypothesis Generator" t-shirt. This design features a bold shield emblem that marks you as a certified creator of educated guesses, complete with an atomic model that suggests you know a thing or two about making reasonable predictions.

The clean, professional shield design combines modern academia with a touch of gaming-style achievement badges, making it perfect for researchers, scientists, or anyone who's ever had to start a sentence with "I hypothesize that..." A subtle blend of scientific symbolism and humor that works as well in the lab as it does at scientific conferences.

Features:
Professional shield emblem design
Atomic model illustration
Clean typography
Technium Foundry branding
Bold statement piece

Care Instructions:
Wash after testing hypothesis
Dry under controlled conditions
Iron after peer review
Results may need verification

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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