Planck's Constant College of Liberal Arts T-Shirt | Quantum Physics University Humor | Academic Excellence

Description

Embrace the fundamental unit of academic achievement with our "PLANCK'S CONSTANT COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS" institutional masterpiece – because apparently someone looked at the smallest possible unit of action in the universe and thought, "You know what this needs? A comprehensive liberal arts curriculum that treats intellectual energy as quantized packets of enlightenment delivered in discrete semester-sized doses."

This brilliantly paradoxical design features our geometric atom-eye hybrid logo, suggesting an institution where observation literally changes the outcome of your education – much like how looking at your transcript somehow makes your GPA collapse into a single, terrifying state of reality. The swirling orbital patterns aren't just decorative physics art; they represent the beautiful chaos of trying to apply quantum mechanics principles to humanities coursework, where every essay exists in superposition until graded.

The vintage collegiate styling captures that perfect academic tension between "prestigious liberal arts tradition" and "place where they teach students that reality operates on principles so tiny they make poetry analysis seem straightforward by comparison." Those weathered letters suggest centuries of institutional commitment to the revolutionary idea that all learning comes in indivisible packets – you can't absorb half a revelation about Chaucer or partially understand why Planck's constant makes your calculator display numbers that look like scientific notation having an existential crisis.

The motto "VERY SMALL STEPS, VERY LARGE UNDERSTANDING" represents their core educational philosophy: the tiniest quantum of academic effort, when multiplied by the right frequency of caffeine consumption, produces spectacular intellectual energy that can illuminate entire disciplines. It's like compound interest, except instead of money, you're accumulating understanding about why the universe operates according to principles that would make ancient philosophers question their commitment to logical reasoning.

Technical Details

• Premium cotton blend (75% cotton, 25% quantized knowledge absorption capacity)
• Atomic-eye hybrid logo featuring orbital education pathways and scholarly observation effects
• Vintage university lettering that suggests both tradition and revolutionary physics applications
• Geometric design representing the intersection of quantum mechanics and comprehensive humanities education
• Available in Academic Blue (pictured) with quantum orbital colors spanning the intellectual spectrum
• Pre-shrunk using controlled quantum educational processes (no actual knowledge was lost during manufacturing)

Perfect For

• Liberal arts students who appreciate educational institutions that acknowledge the atomic nature of intellectual achievement
• Physics enthusiasts seeking academic apparel that represents the intersection of quantum mechanics and comprehensive cultural education
• University professors whose interdisciplinary expertise spans both fundamental physics and the kind of critical thinking that makes Planck's work seem like light recreational reading
• Anyone who's discovered that understanding why energy comes in discrete packets somehow enhances their appreciation of literature, philosophy, and why college costs what it does

The Quantum Liberal Arts Experience This shirt essentially announces your enrollment in the most intellectually honest educational program possible – one that admits learning happens in tiny, indivisible units while maintaining that those microscopic moments of understanding, properly accumulated, can explain everything from subatomic behavior to why your humanities degree somehow prepared you for a career in fields that didn't exist when Planck was calculating constants by candlelight.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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