"Pink Freud: Just Another Shrink on the Couch" Tee - Where Dark Side of the Moon Meets Dark Side of Your Mother Issues

All in all, you're just another neurosis in the wall! This shirt brilliantly merges psychedelic rock with psychoanalysis, featuring the ultimate mashup between your favorite progressive rock legends and that guy who thought everything was about your parents. It's like someone put Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" prism through intense therapy and it started dispersing emotional baggage instead of light.

Our design shows what happens when you let your ego drift through the rainbow while your id rocks out to a killer guitar solo. Complete with the iconic prism effect that's clearly compensating for something (Freud would have opinions about that rainbow, just saying).

Features:
Cotton softer than your therapist's "and how does that make you feel?" voice
Design that your superego will finally approve of
Durability that outlasts your longest therapy session
Comfort that doesn't need analysis to know it feels right

Perfect for:
Psychology majors who have excellent taste in music
People who see symbolism in everything (everything!)
Anyone who's ever wanted to psychoanalyze a rock opera
Therapists who secretly air-guitar during sessions

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Repressed memories of stains may surface during washing.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous interpretations of song lyrics through a psychoanalytic lens. Side effects include explaining to people why "Money" is actually about oral fixation.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (mother issues not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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