Observable and Single T-Shirt | Quantum Mechanics' Hottest Dating Profile

Finally, a shirt that answers the age-old question: "What if quantum mechanics had a Tinder bio?" This masterpiece of mathematical matchmaking features the most honest dating profile in the universe - because nothing says "relationship material" quite like being observable and explicitly stating your eigenvalue expectations.

Technical Details:

-Bold typography that's more definite than Heisenberg's uncertainties
-Torn paper effect (like a wavefunction after meeting its observer)
-Pre-shrunk (unlike the probability distributions of your potential matches)
-Quality guaranteed in this and all parallel universes

Note: Success in finding eigenvalues not guaranteed. Results may vary depending on your observable qualities and initial conditions.

Perfect For:

-Quantum physicists playing the field (theory)
-Math nerds whose love life needs diagonalization
-Anyone whose ideal date involves solving eigenvalue equations
-People whose relationship status is "it's quantum mechanically complicated"
-Those who believe in love at first measurement

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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