Non-Markovian Cat T-Shirt | Because Grudges Are Forever

Behold, the perfect shirt for anyone who understands that cats and mathematical processes have one thing in common - an infinite memory for every slight! Featuring Grumpy Cat's spiritual successor, this design celebrates the antithesis of Markov's memoryless processes, because let's face it, no feline has ever forgotten a single missed dinner since 1906 (yes, that's a Markov reference, you mathematical mavens).

Technical Details:

-Grumpy cat illustration (storing data like a furry hard drive)
-Retro-style badge design (as timeless as a cat's memory)
-Since 1906 detail (when Markov was clearly a dog person)
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your cat's list of grievances)

Perfect For:

-Mathematicians with cattitude
-Statisticians who've been judged by a feline
-Cat owners with a PhD in Grudge Theory
-Anyone whose pet has a non-volatile memory
-People who understand that P(dinner) ≠ P(dinner | previous_treats)

Note: This shirt has been peer-reviewed by three cats, all of whom still remember that time you bought the wrong treats in 2019.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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