Finally, a shirt for those spicy late-night cosmology debates! Featuring the ultimate showdown between Modified Newtonian Dynamics and Dark Matter, complete with a sassy crown that clearly thinks it knows something about galactic rotation curves that Newton didn't.

Think of it as wearing the physics equivalent of "Team Edward vs Team Jacob," except instead of supernatural romance, we're dealing with supernatural amounts of missing mass in the universe. Our design captures that perfect moment when someone at a party asks "but why do galaxies spin that way?" and you get to choose your fighter: mysterious invisible matter or suspiciously modified gravity.

Features:
Cotton softer than a gravitational lens
Design that sparks more debates than a flat Earth convention
Durability that could withstand both paradigm shifts and washing machines
Comfort modified for your Newtonian pleasure

Perfect for:
Cosmologists who like their controversies visible (unlike dark matter)
People who explain galaxy rotation curves at dinner parties
Anyone who's ever gotten excited about astronomical anomalies
Physics rebels who think Newton might need a software update

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. No modified gravity in the spin cycle.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous physics debates and the occasional existential crisis about why galaxies don't fall apart. But hey, that's what makes parties fun, right?)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (dark matter not included, or is it?)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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