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LIGO Observatory T-Shirt | Where "Catching Waves" Requires A PhD

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Description

Hang ten on the fabric of spacetime with our "LIGO Observatory" tee! This cosmic surfwear showcases the ultimate wave hunters of the scientific community – physicists who spent billions of dollars to catch ripples in spacetime instead of just going to the beach like normal people.

The vibrant yellow-to-orange gradient lettering pops against the charcoal background like a supernova against the cosmic dark, while our cartoon surfer rides the ultimate gravitational wave – one that's roughly 1/10,000th the width of a proton and requires laser interferometers spanning 4 kilometers to detect. Our signature tagline "WHERE 'CATCHING WAVES' REQUIRES A PHD" perfectly captures the delightful absurdity of using the most sensitive measuring equipment in human history just to confirm what Einstein already told us a century ago. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a wearable inside joke for the scientifically literate that will either spark fascinating conversations or identify those who slept through physics class.

Technical Details

  • Premium tri-blend fabric (50% cotton, 25% polyester, 25% quantum uncertainty)
  • Gradient screen printing using our exclusive "Spacetime Distortion™" technique for that eye-catching yellow-to-orange transition
  • Laser-calibrated print alignment precise to within 1/10,000th the width of a proton (give or take)
  • Reinforced seams designed to withstand distortions in the fabric (of both the shirt and the universe)
  • Anti-microgravity treatment prevents the shirt from floating away during observations
  • Available in Einstein Gray (pictured), Black Hole Black, and Quantum Foam Blue
  • Collar designed to not interfere with noise-cancelling headphones during 3 AM gravitational wave alerts
  • Pre-shrunk to prevent unexpected collapse into a singularity in your dryer
  • Sizes: S-2XL (measurements taken across parallel universes for consistency)
  • Each shirt comes with a toy laser pointer and mirror set to create your own miniature interferometer

Backstory

The "LIGO Observatory" design was conceived during a heated debate between our lead artist (who has a liberal arts degree) and their physicist roommate about what constitutes a "significant" discovery. After the roommate spent three hours explaining how LIGO detected a distortion in spacetime smaller than a proton caused by two black holes colliding 1.3 billion light-years away, our artist responded with, "So basically, you guys are really fancy surfers?" A scientific rivalry was born.

Created during a caffeine-fueled design sprint between gravitational wave detection announcements, this artwork merges hard science with beach culture in a way that makes physicists chuckle and surfers confused. The surfer character was modeled after Nobel Prize winner Kip Thorne, if Kip Thorne traded his calculator for a surfboard and his concern for the fundamental nature of spacetime for concern about the perfect wave. The yellow-to-orange gradient pays homage to the electromagnetic spectrum, which ironically has nothing to do with gravitational waves.

Each purchase helps fund our "Make Physics Cool Again" initiative, which primarily consists of putting physics jokes on apparel and hoping someone gets them.

Perfect For

  • Physicists who want their wardrobe to be as niche as their research interests
  • Science educators trying to make gravitational waves "relatable" to undergraduate students
  • Anyone who has ever uttered the phrase "Well, technically..." at a party
  • LIGO staff members who are tired of explaining what they do to relatives at Thanksgiving
  • Surfers with advanced degrees who appreciate the cosmic irony
  • Physics students looking for subtle ways to impress their professors
  • Science communicators bridging the gap between quantum mechanics and pop culture
  • People who want their clothing to function as an intelligence test for new acquaintances
  • Anyone who appreciates the humor in spending decades building the most sensitive equipment in history to detect an event that lasted 20 milliseconds
  • Gift-givers looking for the perfect "congratulations on your Nobel Prize" present

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26

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