Finally, a shirt that captures LA's hottest light show since someone accidentally pointed a laser pointer at the Hollywood sign. Our design brilliantly merges America's favorite pastime with humanity's favorite way of making cats chase walls, creating what can only be described as "baseball, but make it quantum."

Featuring a design that answers the eternal question: "What if the Dodgers played with coherent light instead of balls?" (Spoiler alert: significantly more exciting, slightly more risk of accidental time travel.) Our LA-sers logo brings new meaning to "power hitting" - because nothing says "home run" quite like a carefully aligned beam of stimulated photon emission.

Features:
Cotton smoother than a perfectly collimated beam
Design that excites electrons and baseball fans equally
Durability tested at both 9 innings and 9 gigawatts
Comfort that operates at the speed of light (results may vary)

Perfect for:
Physicists who can calculate batting averages in scientific notation
Sports fans who prefer their games with a side of quantum mechanics
Anyone who's ever wondered if a laser bat would be MLB-legal
People who think every baseball stadium needs more spectral analysis

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to achieve population inversion in dryer.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous debates about whether light amplification by stimulated emission would be considered a performance-enhancing substance in professional sports.)

Available in sizes XS-3XL (protective eyewear not included)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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