Ion Even Care T-Shirt | When Chemistry Just Can't Be Bothered | Atomic Attitude

Meet the most apathetic particle in the periodic table! Our "Ion Even Care" t-shirt features a delightfully unbothered atomic character who's got 99 problems but electron configuration ain't one. With its perfectly balanced positive charge and negative attitude, this little ion is serving up more sass than a noble gas at a bonding party.

The design showcases our atomic friend rocking the latest in electron orbital fashion, complete with a pair of surprisingly comfortable-looking electron shoes (because even charged particles need arch support). That smug expression? That's the look of someone who knows they're stable and isn't afraid to show it.

Note: Shirt may develop a slight attitude problem when exposed to strong bases. But honestly? Ion even care about that either.

Features:
More attitude than a cesium atom in water
Sneakers charged with personality
Expression more stable than a full outer shell
Guaranteed to repel negative vibes
Cooler than absolute zero

Care Instructions:
Wash whenever you feel like it (ion care)
Dry at whatever temperature (still don't care)
Iron if you must (whatever)
Maintain charge separation in wash cycle

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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