Introverted Time Travel T-Shirt | Physics Small Talk Humor Tee

For those who prefer their social interactions to be theoretical and their physics to be quantum! This shirt perfectly captures the sweet spot of the Venn diagram between "leave me alone" and "but wait, let me tell you about temporal paradoxes." The vintage-inspired circular design suggests its wearer has excellent taste in both parallel universes and social boundaries.

Technical Details:

-Black cotton t-shirt (darker than a closed timelike curve)
-Retro circular design that's both past and future-approved
-Blue and gold color scheme (because time travelers have standards)
-Distressed effects (achieved naturally by traveling through multiple epochs)
-Quality that will last until the heat death of the universe

Perfect For:

-Physicists who need a conversation starter (and ender)
-People whose ideal party involves discussing wormhole theory
-Anyone who's ever said "Actually..." about time travel movies
-Introverts with a PhD in theoretical small talk
-Those who'd rather discuss the grandfather paradox than their weekend plans
-Social butterflies... in alternate timelines only

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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