For those rare individuals who are equally fluent in eye rolls and exception handling. This shirt celebrates the art of being sardonic in multiple languages - both human and programming. Features a delightfully melting design that's as smooth as your code should be (but probably isn't).

Quick Stats:
Premium cotton blend (handles both your sighs and your runtime errors)
Durable print that lasts longer than most debugging sessions
Machine washable (unlike your code, this actually cleans up nicely)
Available in sizes S-3XL (because bugs come in all sizes)

Perfect For:
Developers who debug with deeply personal insults
Code reviewers with a PhD in passive-aggressive comments
Stack Overflow contributors who answer "Have you tried Google?"
People whose commit messages are more entertaining than their code
Anyone who's ever fixed a bug by staring at it judgmentally
Your next sprint retrospective where "fine" means "everything is on fire"

Features:
Digitally printed design
Premium ring-spun cotton
Reinforced shoulder construction
Ribbed knit collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Preshrunk fabric (unlike your project deadlines)

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not iron over print
Warning: May cause unexpected syntax in social situations
Note: Shirt does not actually write Python code for you (we're still working on that feature)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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