I Am Thinking About Quantum Mechanics Loading Screen T-Shirt | Schrödinger's Buffer

Is your brain simultaneously processing and not processing quantum mechanics? Our "I Am Thinking" t-shirt exists in a superposition of loading states, perfect for those moments when you're contemplating wave-particle duality but your neurons haven't collapsed into a definite answer yet.

Like Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, this minimalist design suggests you can either know what you're thinking about or when you'll finish thinking about it, but never both simultaneously. The loading icon spins in all possible states until observed, at which point it might just make someone laugh.

Features:
Loading icon in quantum superposition
Clear typography (unlike quantum probability distributions)
Perfect for those "my brain is tunneling through a potential barrier" moments
Exists in multiple states until someone asks you a question
Probability of making physics nerds smile: >90%

Care Instructions:
Wash in superposition of hot/cold
Do not observe while drying
Collapse wave function before ironing
Warning: Position and momentum of stains may be uncertain

Note: T-shirt may or may not be funny until someone observes it. Contents may be entangled with matching socks.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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