Git Commit -m 'Fixed Nothing' T-Shirt | Developer's Daily Mantra

Behold, the shirt that tells the brutal truth about 90% of our commit messages! This piece of programmer confession wear features the universal developer prayer: "git commit -m 'fixed nothing'" - because sometimes honesty in your version control is the best policy.

The design sports a mechanic-shop-meets-merge-conflict aesthetic, complete with crossed wrenches that have probably fixed as many bugs as your last four hours of debugging.

Technical Details:

-Vintage mechanic badge design (because we're all just -code mechanics)
-Gold and brown color scheme (matches your coffee stains)
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your git repository size)
-Guaranteed to generate knowing smirks from fellow developers

Perfect For:

-Developers who believe in documentation through interpretive dance
-Git users who treat commit messages like poetry
-People whose bug fixes create exciting new features
-Anyone who's ever pushed to production at 4:59 PM Friday
-The proud author of "// TODO: Fix this later"

Note: No actual bugs were fixed during the making of this shirt. We're pretty sure we introduced some new ones though.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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