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Girls Just Wanna Do Science T-Shirt | Because Research Is The New Rebellion
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When Cyndi Lauper meets Marie Curie, you get this perfect fusion of pop culture and pipettes! This shirt declares what we've known all along - that real fun happens in the lab, where "peer review" is just another term for "science party."
Technical Details:
-Pink and black text design (because who said lab coats can't be fashionable?)
-Gradient effect that's more reliable than your last experiment's control group
-Pre-shrunk (unlike your grant proposals)
-Quality tested by real girls who really do science
Perfect For:
-Women who cite papers instead of gossip
-Lab goddesses who rock both heels and safety goggles
-Those who know "breaking bad" just means a failed experiment
-Anyone whose idea of fun involves proper citation formats
-Girls who see "formula" and think "equations," not "shampoo"
Note: Shirt may cause sudden urges to apply for research grants and challenge established paradigms. Side effects include increased confidence and decreased tolerance for pseudoscience.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |