This shirt is basically peer-reviewed evidence that your style hypothesis is correct. Featuring a retro astronaut who clearly didn't get the memo about casual Fridays in space, this design celebrates the revolutionary concept that science isn't just for lab days — it's a lifestyle choice more consistent than your coffee intake during finals week.

Technical Details:

• Cotton t-shirt (approximately the color of lab coats and good intentions)
• Vintage-style space explorer graphic (before NASA discovered Instagram filters)
• Bold typography that's more confident than your average grant proposal
• Pre-shrunk (unlike research budgets after administrative review)
• Quality that will outlast your current theoretical framework

Perfect For:

• People who consider "scientist" less of a job title and more of a personality disorder
• Anyone who's ever used "just running some calculations" as an excuse to avoid social events
• Those who perform controlled experiments on their breakfast cereal
• Educators who've accidentally set something on fire "for educational purposes"
• Individuals whose weekend plans involve Excel spreadsheets and zero regrets

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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