Cosmic Surfer T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Laws Are Wave Guidelines)

When an astronaut decides that zero gravity is just another word for "perfect wave conditions." Our "Cosmic Surfer" design features the ultimate space athlete who looked at the laws of physics and said "rad, but what if we added a surfboard?" Rendered in retro-tech gold tones that would make both NASA and vintage arcade games proud.

The tagline "Gravity Can't Hold Us Down" might be the most literal interpretation of irony since an astronaut first figured out that falling is just surfing through spacetime with style. It's what happens when you cross Kelly Slater with Neil Armstrong and give them an energy drink.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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