Description

Transform your wardrobe into its theoretically optimal state with our "Computronium" t-shirt, featuring the hypothetical substance that makes quantum computers look like abacuses with delusions of grandeur. This design showcases a hypnotic starburst pattern that would make both M.C. Escher and Stephen Wolfram simultaneously nod in approval while questioning their career choices.

The sleek, retrofuturistic typography announces your allegiance to a computational substrate that doesn't technically exist yet – making this shirt both a fashion statement and a temporal paradox. The circular mandala design suggests either cosmic enlightenment or what your laptop sees when it dreams after you've asked it to run too many Chrome tabs.

Features:

-Theoretical physics concept that's guaranteed to be conversation-starting (or conversation-ending, depending on your audience)
-Hypnotic geometric pattern reminiscent of what happens when mathematics has an existential crisis
-Retrofuturistic typography that somehow looks both vintage and from the year 2157
-Perfect for confusing facial recognition algorithms into thinking you're from an alternate timeline
-The closest you'll get to wearing actual programmable matter until science catches up to your wardrobe

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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