Cleverly Hills E=mc² T-Shirt

For those whose ZIP code is as elevated as their IQ

Product Description

Navigate the intersection of intellectual superiority and coastal elitism with our "Cleverly Hills" t-shirt—where Einstein meets entertainment industry in the most gloriously nerdy beach community that never actually existed!

This masterpiece of geographical wordplay features a shield-shaped sign reminiscent of Beverly Hills' iconic marker, but catering exclusively to those whose idea of "star-spotting" involves telescopes rather than TMZ. The design showcases a brilliantly illustrated scene complete with palm trees (for calculating gravitational acceleration on falling coconuts) and a cartoon physicist triumphantly waving his diploma in what we can only assume is Advanced Quantum Smugness.

The subtle "E=mc²" embedded in the shield serves as both Einstein's famous mass-energy equivalence formula and the perfect password to signal fellow intellectuals at beach parties where everyone else is discussing crypto and keto diets. It's essentially Beverly Hills if the residents' bank accounts were measured in published papers rather than private jets.

The Backstory

This design brilliantly parodies the iconic imagery of Beverly Hills, California—home to the rich and famous—by transforming it into "Cleverly Hills," a hypothetical haven for the intellectually affluent. The shield mimics the famous Beverly Hills city signs that mark the entrances to the prestigious 90210 ZIP code area, but replaces celebrity worship with academic achievement.

The cartoon character with glasses and graduation cap represents the archetypal academic who has achieved the California dream not through acting roles or record deals, but through theorems and dissertations. The palm trees remain because even geniuses appreciate good weather and scenery while contemplating the fundamental nature of the universe.

The Einstein equation (E=mc²) serves as the perfect status symbol for this alternate universe version of Beverly Hills—suggesting that in Cleverly Hills, one's worth is measured by intellectual horsepower rather than actual horsepower in one's garage. It's essentially what would happen if Silicon Valley's tech culture merged with LA's penchant for conspicuous display.

Perfect For:

Physicists who want people to know they're from California without having to mention CrossFit
Academic overachievers vacationing in actual Beverly Hills
Anyone who has ever corrected someone else's pronunciation of "nuclear"
Science teachers who secretly wish they had their name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
That friend who combines beach trips with impromptu lectures on quantum mechanics

Product Details:

Made from cotton that's undergone rigorous peer review
Machine washable (though the theory behind the spin cycle would make an excellent dissertation topic)
Available in sizes S-XXXL, because intellectual superiority comes in all dimensions

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.