Be Nice to Scientists T-Shirt | Laboratory Safety Humor | Scientific Revenge Apparel

Description

Practice prudent laboratory diplomacy with our "BE NICE TO SCIENTISTS" public safety announcement – because apparently someone looked at the combination of advanced chemical knowledge, access to experimental equipment, and the kind of systematic thinking that turns "minor workplace irritation" into "carefully documented hypothesis about optimal revenge methodologies" and thought, "You know what? Maybe we should encourage basic courtesy toward people who literally know how to make things disappear using principles that most people can't even pronounce."

This delightfully ominous design features our distinguished research professional surrounded by the tools of his trade: bubbling apparatus that could be brewing anything from groundbreaking pharmaceuticals to creatively devastating practical jokes. That isn't just decorative laboratory equipment – it's a gentle reminder that scientists possess both the theoretical knowledge and practical resources to turn everyday annoyances into peer-reviewed case studies in applied consequences.

The vintage styling suggests this wisdom has been laboratory-tested across generations of researchers who've learned that the most effective deterrent to workplace rudeness isn't human resources documentation – it's the quiet understanding that chemists have access to compounds that could make your life significantly more interesting in ways that would require extensive forensic investigation to fully appreciate.

Our scholarly gentleman's expression captures that perfect balance of professional courtesy and barely contained scientific creativity – the look of someone who spends their days manipulating molecular structures and occasionally wonders if interpersonal problems might benefit from similar systematic approaches. Those bubbling beakers represent the beautiful irony that the same intellectual curiosity driving medical breakthroughs also drives really sophisticated approaches to settling workplace disputes through applied chemistry.

Technical Details

• Premium cotton blend (75% cotton, 25% diplomatic immunity, trace amounts of justified laboratory-grade intimidation)
• Vintage warning poster printing using our exclusive "Polite Threat Documentation™" technique
• Classic public service announcement styling that transforms friendly advice into subtle scientific deterrent
• Available in Natural (pictured) with muted tones that suggest both academic respectability and vaguely concerning laboratory capabilities
• Pre-shrunk using carefully controlled processes (no actual revenge was plotted during manufacturing, probably)

Perfect For

• Research scientists seeking diplomatic apparel that gently discourages workplace rudeness through educational fear
• Laboratory professionals who appreciate public service announcements that combine courtesy advocacy with subtle intellectual intimidation
• Chemistry teachers whose classroom management benefits from students understanding that their instructor has access to really interesting compounds
• Anyone whose job involves both advanced scientific training AND regular interaction with people who clearly don't appreciate the strategic advantages of maintaining positive relationships with people who understand molecular manipulation

The Preventive Diplomacy Experience This shirt essentially functions as wearable conflict resolution – a gentle educational tool that helps non-scientists understand why basic courtesy toward laboratory professionals represents both good manners AND sound personal safety strategy.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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