Astronaut 50-50 Grind T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Meet Kepler's Laws)

Meet the astronaut who looked at Saturn's rings and said "Hold my freeze-dried coffee." Our design features the first-ever documented 50-50 grind in space, proving that while nature abhors a vacuum, it absolutely loves a good trick. This intrepid space skater is performing the most technically perfect 50-50 in history - mainly because in space, you have literally all the time in the world to balance.

Think of it as one small grind for man, one giant trick for mankind. Who needs the International Space Station when you've got the entire solar system as your skate park? Our astronaut is casually defying both gravity and traditional space exploration protocols, all while maintaining that perfect 50-50 balance that would make even Newton reconsider his laws of motion.

Perfect For:

-Astronauts who think spacewalks need more style points
-Skaters who find Earth's rails too limiting
-NASA engineers secretly designing zero-G skate parks
-Anyone who's ever wondered "Can you pop an ollie in space?"
-Mission Control's X-Games division

Available now - no helmet required (space suit's got you covered).

(Note: No planetary rings were harmed during these tricks, though Saturn is demanding style points.)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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