Scientifically Proven To Be Awesome Bomber Jacket | Science Department Vintage | Academic Bomber Jacket | Science Varsity Jacket










Scientifically Proven To Be Awesome Bomber Jacket | Science Department Vintage | Academic Bomber Jacket | Science Varsity Jacket

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Description
Wrap yourself in peer-reviewed personal validation with our "SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE AWESOME" vintage bomber jacket – because apparently someone finally decided to subject human awesomeness to rigorous scientific methodology and discovered that some people's excellence levels can actually be measured, quantified, and documented using proper experimental controls and statistical significance testing that would satisfy even the most demanding thesis committee.
This magnificently authoritative bomber jacket transforms personal confidence into legitimate academic achievement, featuring elegant gold lettering that suggests your awesomeness isn't just subjective opinion or wishful thinking – it's been through the complete scientific process including hypothesis formation, controlled testing, peer review, and publication in a respectable journal with an impact factor high enough to impress tenure committees. The "Science Dept. 1988 Science Goods" banner indicates this validation comes with vintage institutional authority, back when academic departments had enough confidence in their methodological rigor to guarantee personal awesomeness with the same certainty they applied to chemical reactions and physics calculations.
The classic bomber jacket styling elevates this from casual academic apparel to serious outerwear that suggests you've achieved the kind of scientific credibility that warrants military-inspired fashion choices. This isn't just wearing your achievements – this is deploying your empirically validated excellence as a form of intellectual armor that protects against imposter syndrome, self-doubt, and people who think confidence requires external validation from sources less reliable than controlled scientific experimentation.
The elegant script typography for "Awesome" creates that perfect aesthetic tension between rigorous scientific methodology and artistic expression, because apparently true academic excellence requires both analytical precision AND the design sophistication to present your findings in ways that make peer reviewers appreciate both your research quality and your visual communication skills. It's like wearing a research paper that's been formatted by someone who understands that even scientific documentation can be beautiful.
The vintage 1988 designation suggests this awesomeness validation comes with appropriate historical perspective – this isn't trendy contemporary self-help psychology, this is time-tested scientific conclusion that's survived multiple decades of replication studies, meta-analyses, and the kind of longitudinal research that proves some people's excellence remains statistically significant across multiple measurement periods and changing experimental conditions.
Technical Details
- Premium bomber jacket construction (75% validated awesomeness, 25% scientific methodology, trace amounts of academic authority)
- Classic flight jacket silhouette using our exclusive "Academic Aviation™" design with professional ribbed collar and cuffs
- Gold lettering printed using fade-resistant inks that maintain statistical significance through multiple wearing cycles
- Scientific validation graphics positioned for optimal visibility during academic conferences and research presentations
- Pre-treated using controlled confidence calibration (no personal awesomeness was diminished during processing)
- Available in Academic Black (pictured) with authentic gold institutional lettering
- Bomber-style zipper closure more reliable than most research funding decisions
- Ribbed collar and cuffs maintain structural integrity better than most graduate student mental health
- Sizes: S-XXXL (measurements verified using peer-reviewed sizing methodology)
- Each jacket comes with complimentary scientific confidence and realistic expectations about replication study success rates
Perfect For
- Research Scientists: Whose awesomeness has been validated through years of successful experiments, grant funding, and peer recognition
- Science Professors: Who've achieved the kind of academic excellence that qualifies as measurable awesomeness by institutional standards
- Laboratory Directors: Whose leadership skills have been scientifically proven through successful research program management and student mentorship
- Graduate Students: Who need empirically validated confidence boosts during thesis defense preparation and job market navigation
- Science Department Alumni: From 1988 who want to represent their vintage academic achievements with appropriate institutional pride
- STEM Professionals: Whose career accomplishments provide legitimate statistical evidence of professional awesomeness
- Academic Administrators: Who've scientifically optimized educational programs and can demonstrate measurable institutional improvement
- Science Communicators: Whose ability to make complex topics accessible represents a scientifically rare and valuable skill set
- Research Technicians: Whose laboratory expertise has been validated through years of successful experimental support and equipment mastery
- Science Enthusiasts: Who appreciate that true confidence should be based on empirical evidence rather than unfounded self-assessment
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.49 oz/yd² (220 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Sturdy neck tape
• Silver YKK zipper
• 2 self-fabric pockets
• Blank product components sourced from the US and China
Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes, lead and cadmium level requirements.
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Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |
CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
XS | 88 | 68 | 94 |
S | 92 | 72 | 98 |
M | 96 | 76 | 102 |
L | 104 | 84 | 110 |
XL | 112 | 92 | 118 |
2XL | 120 | 100 | 126 |
3XL | 128 | 108 | 134 |