I Skateboard To Meet Nurses T-Shirt | Emergency Room Humor

Turn your orthopedic misadventures into a fashion statement with our "I Skateboard To Meet Nurses" t-shirt, featuring the honest admission that your ollie technique might be questionable but your healthcare networking strategy is flawless. This design showcases the cause-and-effect relationship between ambitious skateboarding and medical professional meetcutes that emergency rooms have been facilitating for decades.

The artwork features a skateboard with patriotic flair (because nothing says "hold my beer" quite like wrapping your poor decisions in the American flag) and stylized text that communicates "my health insurance premiums are higher than my actual skateboard." It's the perfect shirt for anyone whose medical chart is thicker than their trick repertoire.

Features:

-Skateboard illustration that's in significantly better condition than your actual board
-Medical humor that both nurses and orthopedic surgeons will appreciate
-Perfect conversation starter in both skate parks and hospital waiting rooms
-Ideal gift for anyone who's on a first-name basis with triage staff
-The stylish way to admit your relationship with gravity is complicated

Note: No actual skateboarding skill is required to wear this shirt, though some evidence of past skateboarding attempts (such as interestingly shaped scars or entertaining X-rays) greatly enhances authenticity.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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