Ambition Without Anxiety T-Shirt | Aspirational Mental Health Humor

Unleash the rarest of psychological unicorns with our "Ambition Without Anxiety" t-shirt, featuring what might be the most mythical concept since "inbox zero" or "balanced work-life harmony." This shirt boldly celebrates the Bigfoot of emotional states—something everyone has heard rumors about but suspiciously few have actually encountered in the wild.

The dynamic, overlapping typography creates a visual representation of your brain on career goals: the bright, forward-leaning "AMBITION" charging ahead while the shadowy "ANXIETY" lurks behind it like your credit card bill after "treating yourself" to productivity gadgets. It's the perfect wardrobe addition for anyone who's ever written a five-year plan while simultaneously Googling "is heart palpitation normal during quarterly review?"

Features:

Aspirational typography that's literally and figuratively forward-leaning
Psychological paradox printed directly onto wearable cotton
Silent acknowledgment of your therapist's favorite conversation topic
Perfect conversation starter at networking events or panic attacks
The fashion equivalent of saying "I'm fine" and actually meaning it

Care Instructions:

Wash with cold water (hot water makes the fabric nervous)
Tumble dry on low expectations
Iron while listening to meditation apps
Don't ask the shirt about its future plans

Note: Shirt does not actually cure anxiety, but wearing it might briefly convince others you've somehow figured it all out.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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