"Yesterday's Tomorrow Today" Tee - Retro-Futuristic Fun

Welcome to the grooviest model of the universe since someone asked "What if spacetime, but make it fashion?" Our retro-futuristic design is what happens when the Lambda-CDM model discovers vaporwave aesthetics and decides to throw a cosmic house party.

Featuring planets that look like they're auditioning for a 70s sci-fi show and stars that definitely went to art school, this design captures that perfect moment when dark energy decided to get its interior decorating license. The result? A timescape that's more styled than a quantum physicist's desktop wallpaper collection.

Features:
Cotton warped by the gravity of its own coolness
Design that expands faster than the universe's FOMO
Durability tested across multiple aesthetic timelines
Comfort that transcends ordinary spacetime

Perfect for:
Cosmologists with a thing for retro album covers
Time travelers with impeccable fashion sense
Anyone who's ever wanted their physics extra funky
People whose aesthetic exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to create closed timelike curves in the dryer.

(Warning: May cause spontaneous outbreaks of explaining cosmic expansion using lava lamp metaphors. Side effects include an inexplicable urge to describe dark energy as "the universe's coffee addiction.")

Available in sizes XS-3XL (expansion rate may vary)

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Technium Foundry LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2201 Gibson Rd., Jacksonville, FL 32207, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.